Why am I qualified to write on farts? I have been a victim of "fartnesis" many times. Simple! My genius Venusian muse coined “fartnesis” from fart + nemesis. I have been privileged, or maybe rather unfortunate, to be engulfed in infernos of farts in the morning, noon, mid-noon, eventide...just name it. Whoever said, "experience is the best teacher" spoke well.
Therefore, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the types of farts we have. But first, I must warn you, this article is very funny, so I will advise you put on your spectacles before you laugh your eyes out.
The first on the list...